Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Merry Christmas!

When I was a kid, my parents used to tell me that Santa Claus was really an escaped mental patient who murdered one bad little girl every Christmas. Other kids got presents, but when I woke up Christmas morning, I was glad just to be alive. So don't tell me about Christmas spirit, Mr. Psychiatrist!

*Happy Holidays*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shelby all is explained . . . no wonder you are COMPLETELY abnormal!!!!!! But I still Love you! Merry Belated Christmas! Love, Cow! "0:)"

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!! It's COW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I got that from Jordan and decided to post it for all to see... the beauty of the internet... i can say whatever i want and it will be where all the world can read it!!! YAY!!! not that they'd want to read it, but still... they COULD... i shall get more comments... the bowling for soup website has a lot... they amuse me... lol anyway, i hope everyone had a great holiday and will have a great new year!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU!!!